Spooky Chicks!

Would you still respect you me if I told you that Roxy Contin has the most perfectly tonguable scalp in the business? It’s true that this Barely Evil set amply showcases the rest of her perfection — tits, tats, PVC pants, knee-high platform boots, pink hair and extravagant eyelashes — but that scalp just makes me want to just crawl over there and lick her. Actually, I don’t care if you respect me. You probably didn’t respect me in the first place. Roxy rules.

Roxy Contin can dress right for any damn apocalypse you can imagine. I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Roxy Contin’s freaked-out post-cyberpunk bra in this wicked Barely Evil set, shot by Forrest Black and Amelia G, but I approve of her plaid skirt, high boots and electric blue G string an awful God damned lot, and besides, sometimes you’ve just got to admire fashion innovation for its own sake.

Raven Sutherland looks so good on GothicSluts in this Trevor Brown Blue Blood T-shirt, I want one for myself. Actually, now that I think about it, I’ll take two — one of her with the T-shirt and one without. Tell those fuckers in Seoul to hurry up with the cloning project, yo.

With her black collar, tiny checkerboard dress and knee-high boots, Rachel Face displays a punky fashion sense on BarelyEvil that’s matched only by her awesome tattoos in this public set shot in Portland’s Jockey Club. Both are exceeded by what God — or is that The Devil? — gave her, which she displays quite shamelessly here, for Forrest Black and Amelia G’s cameras, to my utter and complete distraction. Man’s Ruin indeed.